The Big Book of Crap

Diary of a Mad Black Woman

Sat, 06 Apr 2013 09:54:00 +0100

Helen: What?
Orlando: I'm just sittin' here, tryin' to think of a way to say this to you.

Orlando: I'm in love with you.
Helen: How do you know that?
Orlando: I don't know how to explain it to you.
Helen: Try.
Orlando: Helen, if I'm away from you for more than an hour, I can't stop thinking about you. I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself. I've got it so bad for you I'd... I'd go to the grocery store and buy your feminine products, I swear I would.

Orlando: And see? And that... that... That smile. Helen, when you smile like that, my world... It's all right.

Orlando: I am in love with you.

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legal-savvy: Disney - “Paperman“

Thu, 28 Feb 2013 08:46:01 +0000

legal-savvy:

Disney - “Paperman“

"The odd thing about this form of communication is that you’re more likely to talk about..."

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:30:33 +0000

“The odd thing about this form of communication is that you’re more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings.”

- Kathleen Kelly (You’ve Got Mail)

لينا شماميان - يما لا

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:23:45 +0000

لينا شماميان - يما لا

لينا شماميان - يا مسافرة

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:22:49 +0000

لينا شماميان - يا مسافرة

محمد منير - البعد نار

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 18:20:00 +0000

محمد منير - البعد نار

Harry: Would you like to have dinner? ...Just friends.

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 20:09:12 +0000

Harry: Would you like to have dinner? ...Just friends.
Sally: I thought you didn't believe men and women could be friends.
Harry: When did I say that?
Sally: On the ride to New York.
Harry: No, no, no, no, I never said that... Yes, that's right, they can't be friends...unless both of them are involved with other people. Then they can. This is an amendment to the earlier rule. If the two people are in relationships, the pressure of possible involvement is lifted. That doesn't work either. Because what happens then is the person you're involved with can't understand why you need to be friends with the person you're just friends with, like it means something is missing from the relationship and wanted to go outside to get it. Then when you say, 'No, no, no, no, it's not true, nothing is missing from the relationship,' the person you're involved with then accuses you of being secretly attracted to the person you're just friends with, which you probably are - I mean, come on, who the hell are we kidding, let's face it - which brings us back to the earlier rule before the amendment, which is men and women can't be friends. So where does it leave us?
Sally: Goodbye Harry.

thenorthafrican: It didn’t just happen; these things never “just happen”. They progress into...

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 20:06:54 +0000

thenorthafrican:

It didn’t just happen; these things never “just happen”. They progress into happening. They develop from a million thoughts and feelings and near misses, and then, they happen. And when they do, when they finally happen, you remember them, because they’ve already happened a thousand times in your head. And there is no way to know whether reality was better than your imagination; the two versions are intertwined in your memory.

Most importantly, it happened.

"You have bewitched me body and soul and I love.. I love.. I love you"

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 12:19:05 +0000

“You have bewitched me body and soul and I love.. I love.. I love you”

- Mr Darcy, Pride and Prejudice

"Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you the right person is is still going to..."

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 12:17:20 +0000

“Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you
the right person is is still going to think the sun shines out of your ass”

- Juno

"فيه ناس يا رب تلقانا..وناس إحنا نلاقيهم..مادام ماكتوبلنا نفارق..ليه حببتني فيهم؟"

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:59:11 +0000

“فيه ناس يا رب تلقانا..وناس إحنا نلاقيهم..مادام ماكتوبلنا نفارق..ليه حببتني فيهم؟”

"I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest..."

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 20:52:04 +0000

“I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.”

- Muhammad Ali

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Home Alone – Radio City Music Hall, New York

reakfast at Tiffany’s – Tiffany & Co., New York

You’ve Got Mail – Cafe Lalo, New York

You’ve Got Mail – Riverside Park, New York

Ghost – Federal Hall, New York

The Boondock Saints – Toronto

"You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five..."

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:24:54 +0000

“You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, when you meet them you think, “Not bad. They’re okay.” And then you get to know them and… and their face just sort of becomes them. Like their personality’s written all over it. And they just turn into something so beautiful.”

- Amy Pond (Dr Who)

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