The Big Book of Crap

Helen:	What?
Orlando:	I'm just sittin' here, tryin' to think of a way to say this to you.
Orlando:	I'm in love with you.
Helen:	How do you know that?
Orlando:	I don't know how to explain it to you.
Helen:	Try.
Orlando:	Helen, if I'm away from you for more than an hour, I can't stop thinking about you. I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself. I've got it so bad for you I'd... I'd go to the grocery store and buy your feminine products, I swear I would.
Orlando:	And see? And that... that... That smile. Helen, when you smile like that, my world... It's all right.
Orlando:	I am in love with you.

1 month ago -

2

(Source: brain-food, via thenorthafrican)

1 month ago -

53559

legal-savvy:

Disney - “Paperman“

2 months ago -

41025

The odd thing about this form of communication is that you’re more likely to talk about nothing than something. But I just want to say that all this nothing has meant more to me than so many somethings.

Kathleen Kelly (You’ve Got Mail)

2 months ago -

2

لينا شماميان - يما لا

2 months ago

لينا شماميان - يا مسافرة

2 months ago

محمد منير - البعد نار

2 months ago

Harry:	Would you like to have dinner? ...Just friends.
Sally:	I thought you didn't believe men and women could be friends.
Harry:	When did I say that?
Sally:	On the ride to New York.
Harry:	No, no, no, no, I never said that... Yes, that's right, they can't be friends...unless both of them are involved with other people. Then they can. This is an amendment to the earlier rule. If the two people are in relationships, the pressure of possible involvement is lifted. That doesn't work either. Because what happens then is the person you're involved with can't understand why you need to be friends with the person you're just friends with, like it means something is missing from the relationship and wanted to go outside to get it. Then when you say, 'No, no, no, no, it's not true, nothing is missing from the relationship,' the person you're involved with then accuses you of being secretly attracted to the person you're just friends with, which you probably are - I mean, come on, who the hell are we kidding, let's face it - which brings us back to the earlier rule before the amendment, which is men and women can't be friends. So where does it leave us?
Sally:	Goodbye Harry.

2 months ago -

4

thenorthafrican:

It didn’t just happen; these things never “just happen”. They progress into happening. They develop from a million thoughts and feelings and near misses, and then, they happen. And when they do, when they finally happen, you remember them, because they’ve already happened a thousand times in your head. And there is no way to know whether reality was better than your imagination; the two versions are intertwined in your memory.

Most importantly, it happened.

2 months ago -

2

You have bewitched me body and soul and I love.. I love.. I love you

Mr Darcy, Pride and Prejudice

4 months ago